What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Tea ?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

Me : No

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Sure.

What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Can someone write me a sex story?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Thank you.

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : I'm 24.

Why don't people like Nickelback?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I don't drink

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.